One Sad Thought, One Ridiculous

The full moon makes me restless. I wonder if I'll ever settle down?
I want to run away from home, dance in the streets, and tell somebody off! (that is the sad)
At work I had an allergic reaction. This irresistible itch was driving me nut on the inside of my ear.
I'm up front serving a customer when I tell my co-worker Leanne "oh this itch it's driving me crazy!"
to which Leanne replies-loudly- for the three customers in the store to hear, "Maybe you have Fleas"
Honestly -right there in the Deli!
I was sooo mortified.
I do not have fleas - just in case you've heard something. Agassiz is a small town. Gossip rages like a brush fire.
Sheesh (that is the ridiculous)